thescienceofjohnlock:

scriptscribbles:

Let us sing the songs of our people.

I love that fact that Sherlock has bumbumbum written over and over.

niceboysdontplayrockorroll:

atlanticgold:

here is a crazy fact for you

there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now

fifty billion chickens

can you even comprehend how many that is

fifty 

billion 

chickens

Think of the nuggets

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

wittyusernamed:

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

Nearly word-for-word what my bird would do.

wittyusernamed:

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

Nearly word-for-word what my bird would do.

not-a-comedian:

this aint duck season

oncorhynchusdancing:

reptangle:

Little Rock Dragon. This guy is the test-painted “Little rock dragon”, cast in cement. Now we cast these in gypsum as special items, for indoor display.

I still have some of the peacock coloured dragons, chipped, but I still love them. :)

oncorhynchusdancing:

reptangle:

Little Rock Dragon. This guy is the test-painted “Little rock dragon”, cast in cement. Now we cast these in gypsum as special items, for indoor display.

I still have some of the peacock coloured dragons, chipped, but I still love them. :)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

josiephin:


k-kipper:


btw-idk:




This is what terrifies me about the ocean.




the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 


you finally understand finding nemo

josiephin:

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

you finally understand finding nemo

shakespeareandpunk:

remember that time FOB wrote a music video for which the entire concept is just. emo vampire gangs? At some point Pete Wentz was like: ok so I’m a vampire right? ok no no hear me out, I’m a vampire and Patrick is taking care of me because I wanna be a good vampire, obv. and at night we go out, and there are all these vampire gangs that we protect people from. Who are the gangs? oh right just. like whoever we have on hand. There’s that one gang of punk vampires and a gang of hip-hop vampires (Travie is the leader), and then these flamboyant androgynous Dandy vamps, no no no it makes sense, Brendon Urie’s in it and William Beckett is the leader and he turned me and it’s all vaguely homoerotic. oh and I can fly and play bass at the same time. What does this have to do with the actual song? ha ha ha ha nothing man, rock and roll. 

whatfulllipsyouhave:

But I’m glad you all have your guns out.

This part was so fucking awesome. Like that is some clever shit right there.

avantgauche:

this page really struck me

avantgauche:

this page really struck me

So… you’re looking forward to your wedding?

deheerkonijn:

Found this doodlething on my computer, figured I’d…well, it’s not very much cleaned up, but here it is anyway haha. From our Hogwarts headcanon, incognito!Merlin continues to be a shining example in the art of subtlety and stealth.

Particularly when Harry then goes running to Hermione with a smug people can so apparate on Hogwarts grounds.

zombie-tea-party:

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